Episode 30 - Touchy Feely

Episode Description
The Crew has to get cleaned up for their next big mission...What could go wrong?

Summary
The crew goes into the pirate terminal, where they find out Leliah is an admiral. They meet the pirate lord Demia, a young bald half-elf with tan, reddish skin and green eyes wearing dapper clothing. She slaps Quin for getting caught, then kisses him for coming back. Apparently they're married, but keep it quiet. Demia proposes they work together to defeat the Inquisition. Quin pulls off his thumb, which contains a data port. He uses it to project an image of a bald man with pinkish skin and unnaturally black eyes. His name is Olrick Trugust, and is one of the highest paying investors of the Inquisition. He's planning a gala in Harado, a paradise planet with a direct connection to Parliament, filled with wealthy people. It also grows the lichen used to create healing potions. The party plans makeovers for a heist, and we find out Z is hydrophobic and only does sponge baths. This time, however, she is wrestled into a bath in a paint bucket by Martle and Leliah. Z's hair breaks a titanium-handled hairbrush, so Leliah orders a highly toxic extra-strong conditioner and sprays it all over Z, who passes out. Martle rolls a nat 20 to disguise Z with makeup. When Z wakes up, she thinks her reflection is her mother at first, and starts crying.

Rell gets sexually harassed while being measured for a tux, which ends up being white with gold buttons, with an open chest. Theran also gets harassed, though less so.

The party reconvenes at a bar to discuss the heist, where Rell is informed that his shirt is on backwards, and Martle and Leliah encourage each other to go after Rell.

Memorable Quotes
Theran: I'm sorry, that is a dagger in my pocket.

Trivia

 * Theran's quote is a reference to the catchphrase of Aramel, one of Matt's characters in Tabletop Champions.
 * Matt allowed the tieflings to add headbutts with their horns as an attack, doing 1d4+STR damage.